unsuccessfulmetalbenders: OMFG IM GONNA POP A FUCKING BLODD VESSAL IM LAUGHING SO HHARD
coolman229: okoenig: whats the difference between me and a calendar? a calendar has dates
perfectlyorderedinsanity: Skyrim: The Soundtrack Featuring the hits: “I was going somewhere but now I’m here.” “Oh my God I’m carrying too much stuff (But I want it all)” “Mammoths and Giants and Dragons oh my!” “I have a bunch of stuff to sell (But the shop is out of money).” “Where am I going (Shit I hear a bear)” “Do we free the captive?” “Yes, I know you took an arrow to the...
15fromfattofit: strong-sexy-fit: I hate how when i eat a lot, i feel the need to defend myself. I shouldn’t have to explain myself to people. If i want to eat a lot, ill fucking eat a lot. And if you have a problem with it.. I’ll eat you too. best post on this website
jakemalik: *drops food on floor* germs: go get it! quick! king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
b0oobs: letstalkaboutdisney: b0oobs: letstalkaboutdisney: when he was a young warthog WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOOOOOG very nice thanks
thecompanionsdoctor: My week is basically: Monday Monday #2 Monday #3 Monday #4 Friday Saturday Pre-Monday
Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing...
iswearimnotadumbblonde: urethrafranklin: I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever
basedgodniall: when you and your friends hate the same person
mmtion: on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character
bebroom: not much discussion of bagpipes on this web site
xsoldmysoulx: omg-johndave-omg: rufiiohs: femtavros: valeloi9: sakura-yukishiro-bonnefoy: altairs-butt: thwipthwipspider: ask-mercer: thwipthwipspider: altairs-butt: altairspants: my internet is being a god damn bitch punch it slap it Twist it flick it bop it harder better faster stronger what happened this is the new best thing on the internet
sassings: wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
butthurtbandboys: [throws a rock at your window] what’s your wifi password
Non-Whovian friend: I just watched a really cool episode of Doctor Who the other day!
Very Whovian me: Which one?
friend: The world was ending.
me: could you
me: could you be more specific
Reblog if you think the next disney prince should...
feministrocker: pastel-raindrops: thisis-not-who-you-think-it-is: remember-the-rainbow: sleepingwithsharma: 4 million and counting 5 million This should get to 10 million, come on people. Always reblog when it comes up on my dash. 12 million! Disney can’t say no! ~chants~ do it! do it! do it! Why can’t it be a lesbian princess? ^ One of those too!! Either that, or a...