May 2013
unsuccessfulmetalbenders:
OMFG IM GONNA POP A FUCKING BLODD VESSAL IM LAUGHING SO HHARD
coolman229:
okoenig:
whats the difference between me and a calendar?
a calendar has dates
perfectlyorderedinsanity:
Skyrim: The Soundtrack
Featuring the hits:
“I was going somewhere but now I’m here.”
“Oh my God I’m carrying too much stuff (But I want it all)”
“Mammoths and Giants and Dragons oh my!”
“I have a bunch of stuff to sell (But the shop is out of money).”
“Where am I going (Shit I hear a bear)”
“Do we free the captive?”
“Yes, I know you took an arrow to the...
15fromfattofit:
strong-sexy-fit:
I hate how when i eat a lot, i feel the need to defend myself. I shouldn’t have to explain myself to people. If i want to eat a lot, ill fucking eat a lot. And if you have a problem with it.. I’ll eat you too.
best post on this website
jakemalik:
*drops food on floor*
germs: go get it! quick!
king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
b0oobs:
letstalkaboutdisney:
b0oobs:
letstalkaboutdisney:
when he was a young warthog
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOOOOOG
very nice
thanks
thecompanionsdoctor:
My week is basically:
Monday
Monday #2
Monday #3
Monday #4
Friday
Saturday
Pre-Monday
Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing...
iswearimnotadumbblonde:
urethrafranklin:
I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever
basedgodniall:
when you and your friends hate the same person
mmtion:
on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character
bebroom:
not much discussion of bagpipes on this web site
xsoldmysoulx:
omg-johndave-omg:
rufiiohs:
femtavros:
valeloi9:
sakura-yukishiro-bonnefoy:
altairs-butt:
thwipthwipspider:
ask-mercer:
thwipthwipspider:
altairs-butt:
altairspants:
my internet is being a god damn bitch
punch it
slap it
Twist it
flick it
bop it
harder
better
faster
stronger
what happened
this is the new best thing on the internet
sassings:
wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
butthurtbandboys:
[throws a rock at your window] what’s your wifi password
Non-Whovian friend: I just watched a really cool episode of Doctor Who the other day!
Very Whovian me: Which one?
friend: The world was ending.
me: ...
friend:
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me: could you
me:
me: could you be more specific
Reblog if you think the next disney prince should...
feministrocker:
pastel-raindrops:
thisis-not-who-you-think-it-is:
remember-the-rainbow:
sleepingwithsharma:
4 million and counting
5 million
This should get to 10 million, come on people.
Always reblog when it comes up on my dash.
12 million! Disney can’t say no!
~chants~ do it! do it! do it!
Why can’t it be a lesbian princess?
^ One of those too!!
Either that, or a...