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OMFG IM GONNA POP A FUCKING BLODD VESSAL IM LAUGHING SO HHARD
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whats the difference between me and a calendar?
a calendar has dates
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Skyrim: The Soundtrack
Featuring the hits:
- “I was going somewhere but now I’m here.”
- “Oh my God I’m carrying too much stuff (But I want it all)”
- “Mammoths and Giants and Dragons oh my!”
- “I have a bunch of stuff to sell (But the shop is out of money).”
- “Where am I going (Shit I hear a bear)”
- “Do we free the captive?”
- “Yes, I know you took an arrow to the knee.”
- “This war is full of dicks (And I hate both sides)”
I hate how when i eat a lot, i feel the need to defend myself. I shouldn’t have to explain myself to people. If i want to eat a lot, ill fucking eat a lot. And if you have a problem with it.. I’ll eat you too.
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