Gus ThunderBus

Constantine (or Gus). Writer. 15. I reblog anything i deem funny and if I feel like it, excerpts from my book. I play football and it's a job, but I love it, so you might be seeing football pictures too. I'm a Patriots fan. Get over yourself. I like hardcore music, get over yourself. I also love food and will most likely become a chef. Any questions?

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

OMFG IM GONNA POP A FUCKING BLODD VESSAL IM LAUGHING SO HHARD

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perfectlyorderedinsanity:

Skyrim: The Soundtrack

Featuring the hits:

  • “I was going somewhere but now I’m here.”  
  • “Oh my God I’m carrying too much stuff (But I want it all)”
  • “Mammoths and Giants and Dragons oh my!”
  • “I have a bunch of stuff to sell (But the shop is out of money).”  
  • “Where am I going (Shit I hear a bear)”
  • “Do we free the captive?”
  • “Yes, I know you took an arrow to the knee.”  
  • “This war is full of dicks (And I hate both sides)”

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15fromfattofit:

strong-sexy-fit:

I hate how when i eat a lot, i feel the need to defend myself. I shouldn’t have to explain myself to people. If i want to eat a lot, ill fucking eat a lot. And if you have a problem with it.. I’ll eat you too.

best post on this website 

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